Disney (There Ain't No Party Like A Disney Party)

There ain't no party like a Disney's Hollywood Studios cast party. And there ain't no attendees like two ICPs. The only two Aussie Pizza Planetears, Alex and I, were unsure of the value in attending a cast party. So here I'll disclose the true cost of attending such a shindig.

Food: free. Drinks: free. Dessert (most important meals of the day): free.

Prizes won on the dance floor, competing against hundreds* of other cast members: a few calories and a little bit of dignity. 

A photo with the only Hollywood couple that can keep it together and photos with their pal: an entirely exhausting 2 minutes waiting in lines. 

Photos with the closest thing we could find to a green alien - a green alien: obviously the time and financial cost of space travel. 

Balloons: slightly awkward bus ride home. 

Individual cast members should determine whether they can afford to attend a cast party where they are likely to receive a stack of free stuff and bunches of fun. 

*There were only about 6 other competitors on the dance floor, but that is not how history will remember the grand dance competition.