The adventures of Kyra and I continued when we brewed a little polyjuice potion ahead of a house party. My roommate Samantha roped us into the whole thing.
Samantha was Lavender Brown, Kyra was Hermione Granger and I was Harry Potter.
Two of Samantha's friends arrived "without costumes". Yeah, right. They were clearly J. K. Rowling and a muggle. Lavender and Hermione both invited Ron, but like Molly Weasley always says, "Chores before whores."
We studied the map closely to find our way to the house party. It was outside Disney housing, which is basically the Forbidden Forest.
In true Harry fashion I entered the party yelling, "Expecto Patronum!" You never know when you might meet a dementor.
No dementors, but Draco showed up and we had a duel,
and a few happy snaps.
After a bite to eat from the Great Hall style feast it was time to create some magical moments.
Lavender left a few memories of the night in the pensieve.
Hermione couldn't get enough of my biography.
I only destroyed one horcrux that night. Who knew nosey Lavender was in the chamber of secrets too.
I also took quick trip to the Ministry of Magic.
The "dark lord" tried to come to the party,
We played a little butterbeer pong.
We won the house cup. Hermione got first shot, island and last shot. I sank every other shot, which definitely wouldn't have happened if we played with actual beer.
After a little karaoke in the car our mischief was managed.
















This is definitely one of your most entertaining blogs Harry. So clever.
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